january vanished // A LOT OF WEIRDNESS + gifs and yes im laughing k

January 31, 2017

EPIC :
getting spotify premium *grins*

my blog stats of 2016 like EEEP

(no internet game) Sarah being like "LOOK I BEAT YOU" so I took the computer and made the high score 5257 guys. that's hitting darkness like 6 times.



grandpa bringing pizza and ice cream over like *squeals*

my new adidas pants. I firmly believe the world would be a happier place if everyone wore these

driving my dad around after his eye doctor appointment and getting to run into the coffee shop to see Ragen plus COCOA

ROGUE ONE OMW SO MUCH SADNESS AND PAIN



my dad eating my homemade chicken and wild rice soup at work and him getting compliments on how good it looks and smells *grins* 

MY HAIR CUT

having a bake off with Micaiah

Getting a new iPhone - her name is Gwen lol


SILLINESS:

finding out you can print your blog out into a book!!!!....and that it would cost $207.15 for soft cover *chokes* make it $222.15 for hard cover *dies*


messing up my monthly planner..again..that makes it 13 months in a row *coughcough*

how often I mess up my own siblings names *laughs*


that I bought a greenish teal watch and all my little sibs are like "JULIA THAT COLOR AGAIN!?!" then go in my room and point out everything in the similar color

rushing outside at 15 degrees to get the ice cream out of the freezer...barefoot

taking a walk with Bree on the dirt road while raining and it's freezing and the dirt road is an ice rink - legit.

when suddenly your dad is in the kitchen and he goes "CHICKPEA" 
....???

This 


CUTEISH :

dancing in the kitchen to A Dream is a Wish your Heart Makes with my little sis and then banging on plastic tubs to Good Old Times

"mom...is this computerized?" 7yr bro while watching Pete's Dragon

"I didn't see you much today." - sis
"I know..I had a lot of school today"
"eek!! really? no eating?" - sis
"*laughs* no I did eat." - me
"phew!" - little sis

when you little sister tries to sneak the kitty into her bedroom at night


*me taking a selfie*
"uhm..what were you doing Julia?" 7yr bro

being sick and you ask your little sister for your pillow and she gets your stuffed wolf too and then tucks you in *melts*

"MMMM HAMBURGERS wait they aren't made out of ham... *then proceeds to tell me how the sunset is an allusion*" 11yr bro


when you're replying to blog comments + listening to music and your little sis comes up and turns down her game to listen and sing with you

"well THAT was a cute book" - little sis


LIFE WITH SARE :

*looking for library dvds* "there are two missing in action. that's it. they're dead." - sare

talking to Sarah and she suddenly grabs her hair and twirls it and then stuffs it in her face and you're like "why even"

sitting at my desk with my spotlight desk lamp and she goes "TELL ME YOUR SECRETS - DID YOU POSION THE MONKEYS!?"
me : "........"

Sarah looks at my pencil and goes "that looks like a toostie roll. I want a toostie roll."

when she is sitting on the bed and just randomly falls off


having to teach Sarah how to arm wrestle

when she's telling you about a book she read and suddenly flails her arms around am like "AND THEY ALL DIED - except the mom WHO THEN DIED IN THE HOSPITAL"

actually teaching Sarah how to do something technical *grins*

She thinks I'm cooking in my room



when she's on the phone with friend in the other room and I suddenly hear " BUT IT FEELS LIKE SANDPAPER"
uhmmmmm?

legit. she opened a soda and it sprayed everywhere LOLS

BLOGGING WORLD STUFFS:
GRACE ANNE reminded me that i stink at writing letters 
CLARA  made me jealous of her desk + plotting skills
LIZ slayed me bc gahhhh i complain too much too
ABI is blogging a lot more again!!!
LAKAYSHA  made me laugh - the poor gal
NAOMI did it again yup she's blogging goals
AUTUMN reminded me that goooshh life is short

AWKWARD :

Bree being like *waves* and wacks me in the face

going to the gas station with my dad and he gets out to clean the windshield, but can't - cuz the cleaner is frozen. basically -7 is cold.

when you're at dollar store and the total is $9.72 and you give $6 and pay the rest with your card and the lady uses a calculator to see how much you have to pay....


algebra. enough said

when you're talking on the phone with your bestie and your mom starts dialing on the other phone like MOOOMM

getting texts from someone's old number 

Sneezing 4x in a row super hard and you're just like that's it I'm dead


Getting an email from an unknown guy with the title "interested in a call?" #FREAKINGOUT then realizing it's from a college hahahahhaaaaha blah


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well geesh another month has fled by and you know I'm actually okay with that. like legit what's gonna happen in February?!? IDK! but guessss whhhattt I had a goal of reaching 145 followers by the end of this month and YAYAYAYAY IT HAPPENED EEPP. Reaching for 150 now xD

and guys go to Sare's blogpost bc somehow she made January seem funnier than I did?? 

favorite part of Jan for you?
what made you laugh so hard from this post??

39 comments:

  1. The world is happier with adidas pants yes they are the most comfortable ever. Ew algebra I've been avoiding like the plague BUT I NEED IT TO GRADUATE SO

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    1. *nods cuz soooo yesss* legit am wearing them rn lol!! uhggggggg girl same. BLAH BLAH BLAH

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  2. Eek yes. January went so fast and I still have no idea what even is going on.

    That said, it's been a pretty good month. Writing went well, school went well, lots of funny memories have been made.

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    1. IKR?!?! like waiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt what happened here?!

      oh totally, I agree. A lot of awesome stuff - except that it just dumped 5 inches of snow blah

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  3. Julia, did you poison the monkeys?!?!

    That made me laugh out loud. ;-P

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    1. Emma. are you sure you want to know??

      hehheee that's cuz you're the best ;)

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  4. This is awesome!
    Okay, so you go walking on the ice barefoot, when its freezing, then you scold me for not wearing shoes in the snow??? Like wha?????? XD

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    1. uhmmm girl you do remember I'm your older sister and I'm SUPPOSED to scold you. right?? Now, into the corner you naughty child. Don't talk back to your elders!

      *bursts into a fit of laughter*

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  5. I want to see Rogue One... I think? But then I'm not sure.
    YOU NAMED YOUR PHONE.
    Oh, and I've considered printing my blog someday for years, but never priced it-although I KNOW a friend got her's done for cheaper than that. Maybe it depends on blog size? Over $200? No way. My blog is staying where it is.
    I'm sad that I can't get much teal/mint items because I refuse to look like I'm going with a fad when I'm really not. Lol. Because my sister would suspect me, even though SHE loves that color too.
    THE BAKE OFF. Epic. Yours looked delish!
    "Life with Sare"; hilarious! And I would totally randomly fall off the bed, unfortunately...
    My Aunt and I once had to work TOGETHER to open a juice box, and when it finally popped open, of course half the juice was one the floor, so I feel Sarah's pain... haha!
    SHE USED A CALCULATOR FOR $3.72. My goodness... haha. Doesn't the computer do it for you anyway?!
    THE COLLEGE CALL, HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! That's awesome.
    Also, I thought this was pretty funny, actually... no need to be jealous of Sarah, though her's was awesome as well :). Haha!
    If this goes through more than once, I'm sorry. It's not notifying me... or doing anything. But I've tried like ten times. Lol.

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    1. you think. girl. go.right.now.k.
      HAHAHAA I DID
      wwwwwwelllllllllll maybe she didn't have as many posts as I do? Mine is nearing 400 posts! LOLOLOLOL yesss leave it right there plz thanks
      well huh. I guess I'm going with the fad? I CANT HELP IT I LOVE THE COLOR ON EVERYYYTTHHIINNGG
      GAH. thank you xD
      BAHAHAHHAAA I LOVED IT TOO i laughed so hard every time I threw something in there.
      omw you're joking right that's legit tooo funny girl! LOLOLOLOL
      i know. like omw omw omw geeshhhh that's my town for you lolness
      WELL IT FREAKED ME OUT OKAY LIKE GEESHH WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?!?!?!
      aww gosh thanks <3333 it didn't go more than once! It's okay ;)

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  6. Oh my goodness how dare you mention algebra shame on you *whaps* XD

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    1. bc im feeling exceptionally guilty about my lack of progress in it *whaps myself*

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  7. Haha. That is hilarious. And that email XD I got a text once from a number, and I thought they may have had the wrong number, so I didn't reply. But then the person kept texting info that only friends knew, and I was like "WHO ARE YOU?!" turned out my friend got a new phone lol #

    (I sneezed four times in a row too while baking, and I did not know that was possible lol) XP

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    1. the email legit freaked me out LOL!!! I knew I had to throw it in the post. omw omw IVE DONE THAT TO MY FRIEND BEFORE. also, I've pretended to NOT be me #imnutty

      (waht no way lolololololol did you get pepper in your nose? haha)

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  8. I think the whole "awkward" section amused me XD It actually got me thinking of doing a post like that on my own blog, because my list of awkward moments goes on and on.

    Awesome wrap up!!! :D

    audrey caylin

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    1. hehee you thinnnkkkk??? *grins cuz JK* yessssssssss do it!!! I will totally read that post xD

      aww thanks girl!

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  9. Woah, you can make your blog into a book? That's hilarious XD

    *flails over being mentioned in your post like omg*

    THAT COLLEGE EMAIL THING I HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN AHAHAHA

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    1. yes ikr?! but uhmmmmmmmmmm 200 BUCKS nope

      *flails bc you are flailing*

      WAHT BRO YOURE JOKING RIGHT OMW OMW LOL

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  10. Oh my goodness gracious you are just too comical, Julia! XD I can barely stop myself from giggling like crazy, and then everyone in the room is gonna think I'm crazy and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT!!! Lolololol. :p
    So....all the gifs were hilarious, but I like the one where she opens to the door and that poor 'ol hummingbird's beak smashes through the door. It makes me shake from laughter and tears because it's so funny/sad. Lol! :D
    My favorite part about January? Sheeeeeeeeeesh you ask the hardest questions.... ALL OF IT OHMYGOODNESSGRACIOUS!

    Amelia xxx
    <3

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    1. gahhhhhh Amelia, I LOVE YOU K XD You make me grin with your comments srsly gahhh! WELL hahah tell them that and they'll be like "ohhhkkayy" and think you're even more crazy *smirks*
      I KNNOOOWWWW I was like "THAT DOESNT RLY EVEN FLOW BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAAA" (legit thought process)
      huh I guess that was a hard question??? bahahaha! SAMEGIRLSAME

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  11. Are you laughing at my pain, Julia? ;)
    That poisoning the monkey's bit got me! LOL :D

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    1. uhhhmmm maybe?? XD XD
      omw i know! like WHERE DOES SHE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

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  12. I'M Blogging goals????? AWWWW Thank you girl. :-)

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  13. this post just makes me super happy
    you and sarah are sister goals
    also you introduced me to the no internet game and my life has been changed forever!
    and yes you do complain to much, ugh it's so annoying

    wait...

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    1. omw no girl you make me so happy
      wow sister goals?! eep
      whhhhhhhha girl TRY AND BEAT ME
      wait waht?! #isconfused

      wait....

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  14. O my goodness Julia! These are like my favorite post in the history of ever XD you always make me laugh so hard!! And AWEEEE Your sibling bringing your bear and pillow #heartmelted

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    1. eppppppppp girl I'm glad you love them! They're so much fun for me to throw together. I LEGIT LAUGH AT MY OWN POSTS *blushes cuz im weird* aww ikr?! So blessed am I!

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  15. So much adorableness in one post:) Siblings can always give comedic relief, lol!
    Wait. You got Spotify Premium?! #jealous.

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    1. i know!! It's the truth. They are so cute
      and yesssssssssss ITS AWESOME (I got a deal lol)

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  16. LOL, I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO SIGN OUT OF MY DADS GOOGLE ACCOUNT, EEP!!! Ooopsy. Hugs, Abigail

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  17. I LOVE THIS POST. THE WHOLE THING <3 Your January sounds awesome!! HAIR CUT <33
    lol and your conversations with sare = GOALS.

    OK OK OK OK THAT ANNE GIF SEALED THIS POST. That is probably the best GIF I have ever seen. I LOVE IT A LOT.

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    1. AWWW GOSH GIRL THANKS XD it was legit awesomeness AND YES I LOVE MY HAIR CUT
      hahahahaa!! we make each other laugh so much

      AAHAHAHAHAHAH I KNOW I LOVE IT TOO geesh ikr gifs are goals (i wanted one with Gil but refrained LOL)

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  18. Ok how do you do this??? I love your posts. This is both personal and engaging and just funny. I need tips!!

    Nabila // Hot Town Cool Girl

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    1. awww girl!!! I don't know.. lol!! It's just....idk *blushes* I guess just write down what you do all month?? xD

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  19. Hehehe, Bree wacking you in the face!! Sounds like something I would totally do....like legit. Love the posting, always makes my day!
    Janice

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  20. Those Gene Wilder gifs are bomb!!

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