MY MONTH OF APRIL + whats new // omw too many hilarious things in this post

April 28, 2017

T H R I L L I N G L Y  F U N  :

driving out on a random Saturday to a farm tour and getting to pet a baby cow

going to a goodwill outlet store and finding 3 shirts for a dollar each


beating Mary in a word sprint by 2 words
Randomly running to the store to get fabric for a dress

Playing nerf capture the flag at our library and winning!! Plus winning a door prize 

Filling Easter eggs at midnight with my sisters no no no we didn't eat the candy geesh 


inspiring Mary to get ice cream at midnight + her post about it 

MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME A BIKE FOR GRADUATION HELP IM DYING 
meet Amelia Earhart - or as I shall call her mainly - Earhart. 

Buying pop tarts for my siblings after they went to the park cuz I have memories like that and want them to have them too

we got baby chicks!!! 


taking a bike ride and then running into my old piano teacher

Going garage sale shopping for fun and buying a rubix cube for $3


me after finishing my pre-med course 




M Y  S I B L I N G S (actually mainly little sis) :

*gets egg roll* *little sister picks it up, smells it then drops it*

"Ew. I thought you said there were eggs in it."

*puts toothpaste on little sisters toothbrush* 
"Sister!! I need to tell you something."

"Let's just brush your teeth first." -me
*sis starts sobbing* "I use that one for washing rocks!!"
*me breaks out into laughter and gets new toothbrush*

"Sunday is maybe gonna be sunny - cuz it's SUNday get it." - sister


"Can I get a bandaid for my scratch?"
"Uhm, no, it'll be okay - sleeping and air will make it heal." -me
"But..then I should take the blanket off?" -little sister
"There is air under your blankie"
"I did NOT know THAT. Wow" - little sis

" I wish I was a mother - then I'd make every day Easter!" - sis

"Keep an eye out for a sign that says garage sale!"
"But...I can't read!" - little sis


*is singing sister suffragette from Mary poppins*
- middle sis "doubtless crusades for woman's coats!"
- me "Uhm..it's votes"
- her "Oh"

S A R C A S T I C  S A R A H  :

*me gets bug in eye and screams*
*sarah .10 sec later* "what's the matter??"
"WHY DID YOU TAKE SO LONG TO RESPOND TO ME YELLING?"
"Cuz it was an UUGGHHH not an OWWWWWWW- sare
*me rolls eyes*

*looks at dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets*
"Oh I love eating extinct animals."


"My legs are so tired. Why can't they just float?" - Sare

"Ewww a gross nut" - me
"Was it nutty??" - sare
"Uhg. Thanks a lot."
"You're NUT welcome." -sare

*moans* "I DIDNT BRING A BOOKMARK"

"I can't sing when taking photos. That's the one thing I can't multitask at"


*sarah sitting crooked in hammock* "my food is going to go down wrong"

"Whhaaaaaaa I burnt my toast!"

*also Sarah sitting in hammock*
"This is actually fun. I feel like a monkey - eating fruit in a tree."



A M A Z I N G  P O S T S :


M Y  W E I R D  L I F E  :

being like "I want a snack" and spending forever looking for something then realizing I'm not even hungry


getting chicken out of the freezer in the garage and then checking on the baby chicks in said garage........yeaaaaahhh
making up the most amazing bedtime story for my siblings and wanting to write it into a novel

Sarah being like "I like your closet help me" so I do

wearing my jacket inside out for hours WHILE IN PUBLIC and then not caring and leaving it like that all day

her. She's just too funny

My family suddenly starting this super weird birthday tradition of singing "happy birthday to you" in our loudest voices ever and literally everyone's faces were red

Rewatching shows I watched as a kid and catching the funny things

Legit feeling like I'm asleep all day


dying over this photo my sister drew of me as a kid 

Sewing my own dress

Finding out the jazz song I'm listening to is called Watermelon Man - legit


Not being able to find my extra special super amazingly filled Easter egg outside and I just know those peanut butter cups are dead


me trying to graduate 


going to the dentist and the hygienist being like "found your missing Easter egg yet?" And I'm like "whhaaa" - apparently my brother told her??

not knowing how to use a speed bike and being on the smallest gear oops

when you lean back on a chair but there is no back
GARAGE SALEING (is that a word cuz I made it so)

liz trying to help my name my bike 
having to mow the lawn AND ITS ONLY APRIL WAHT i was out there before the dandelions were

Smacking myself so hard on the forehead that I left finger marks o.o
W H A T  I  H A V E  C O M P L E T E D : 

  • my novel is just hitting 36k IM GETTING THERE 
  • finish my new 30 day fitness challenge (still need to finish this) 
  • come home from the dentist with all my teeth (HAHA YUP I  WIN beat that dentist) 
  • FIND OUT HOW MY POEM SOUNDS AFTER ITS TURNED INTO A SONG *crashes through savannah's ceiling* (GUYS I GOT TO HEAR A SNIPPET AND OOOHHH BOY IM LOVING IT)
  • get all my algebra done (*coughs* only have that and history left then I'm GRADUATED) 
  • go barefoot outside (I JUST NEED IT TO GET WARMER) (ITS BEEN WARMER like 80 yuuss) 
  • also I re-did Sarah's room, we cut her hair, made cheesecake, found new wallet WHICH I LOVE, talked to my bestie on the phone, made popsicle stick things, went on so many errands and appointments, helped Ragen move her bedroom around (who am i kidding we did yoga mainly), stung by a wasp and stepped on a staple, like lots of bike rides and hammock sittings, moved my bedroom around and am preparing for my graduation trip IM LEAVING NEXT WEEK GAASSSPPPP 

ANY TIPS FOR A FIRST TIME FLYER??
WHATS NEW IN YOUR LIFE?
LAUGH REALLY HARD AT????

p.s sorry for the really long post. idk what happened hahaa

42 comments:

  1. HAAHA this was the best post Julia xD
    -Michaila

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  2. Haha, this was awesome. *laughter* :D :)

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    1. lol!! I love how everyone is like "IM LAUGHING" XD

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  3. BEST POST EVER AWARD *throws confetti*
    Dude, the gif about trying to graduate is so accurate! And your funnies are soooo stinkin cute! XD

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    1. BEST POST EVER AWARD WOAH BRO *catches it and throws it again*
      dude i know right it's like JUST HURRY UP PLLLZZZZ

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  4. This post was the BEST. Your monthly highlight posts are always so epic xD. (and your gif usage was on point *applauds it*) Also CHICKS. I WANTS. You need to post some pictures of the adorable fluffballs ;).

    *runs to protect my ceiling* Skylar's working on it! She's been bringing me parts of the song to get my opinion on them, so I think it'll be done sometime this month? You'd have to ask her though xD.

    I hope you have a ton of fun on your graduation trip, Ju! <3

    ~ Savannah
    scattered-scribblings.blogspot.com

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    1. OMW GOSH and haha I love making them so it's a win win (I legit make myself laugh over my own gif usage so I think life is okay right) OOHH YES GOOD IDEA though I legit cannot tell those little beasts apart

      *jumps on Skylar's ceiling ceiling instead* REALLY REALLY REALLY oh gosh I cannot wait cannot wait cannot wait *squeals*

      aww thanks girl <3

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    2. Sorry it's taking so long, but I promise I will get it done!! I currently have the melody and ukulele part down, but I'm trying to also get a violin part in there as well. It's being a bit repetitive, so I'm trying to figure out a way to change it up a bit and make it still sound okay. :-) My progress is being a bit unpredictable, but don't worry, (or break my ceiling,) I think you'll be able to hear it soon! :-)

      ~Skylar


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    3. well I've got your promise SO I CAN WAIT. wooah you're like really making this awesome!! (maybe I won't crash your ceiling guess I'll just wait and see *grins* OH EEP

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  5. Wait. you haven't flown - ever!?
    Last night, I laid in bed and was like "what am I doing!!??? I don't know how to fly without my parents!! I don't know what I'm doing!!! LAKAYSHA, WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS FOR!!!!!????" Then I remember all the adorable pictures my parents keep sending of the twins, and I'm like, "That's why."
    I'm such a baby. I've flown before. Even if it's been 2 years, and that time it had been 10 - I've still flown before! Stop freaking out, Daminika! *slaps self* and I'll have four other girls with me. We've got this. *flexes*
    Just don't freeze up while going through security. mostly talking to myself here *laughs*
    I always love your posts about your month. They are so funny! You must never have a dull moment. ;D
    Sarah can't sing while taking photos!? *laughs so hard*

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    1. NOPE XD
      hahahaa!! I am trying not to think about it at all ;) awwwwwwwww twins! HOW SWEET
      *grins cuz your mental commentary is perfect* You've got this. We've got this ;)
      ohh okay. *makes mental note*
      haha!! dull? What is that? I have no idea ;)
      and nope. She's got to work on that I guess hahaha!

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  6. xD Let's just say I laughed long and hard the whole time and there was so much amazingness that I can't say exactly what was the funniest part. Btw, how many siblings do you have? I try to guess at every wrap-up post you have but can never figure it out xD

    audrey caylin

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    1. all the lol's - legit you laughed the whole time - you're the best!! welllllll, I actually don't put that info out but they're an awesome lot, that's for sure XD Couldn't live without them!

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  7. Is your piano teacher okay??? How hard did you run into her???? :O
    Uhh my bro just went on his first flight but I don't think he has any tips for you...sorry.

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    1. uhhhmmm... I meant that I like SAW HER and like RAN INTO HER as in like "OHHH HEYY HOW ARE YOU" I didn't actually hit her with my bike...that would have been bad - and probably wouldn't have gotten in this post XD XD XD
      ooooooooh well. Guess I'll have to make it on my own. Ya know, be a pioneer or whatever ;)

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  8. LOL I was thinking the same thing as Eliza Noel. xD <3 <3
    LOVED this post!!! Your wrap ups make me laugh so hard, my dear.

    Sophy

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    1. People with great middle names think alike xD

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    2. omw you guys XD same middle name is doing something here??
      EEP THANKS aaww truly that makes me so happy, my dear

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  9. Oh my goodness I loooooved this post, Julia! It was just TOO FUNNY! And your little sister... XD XD XD
    P. S. For some reason it won't let me comment with my WordPress account, but anyway I'm Allison from afarmgirlslife.wordpress.com. ;)

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    1. *grins* I'm so glad you liked it! heheh isn't she adorbs?
      ohhh I've had that before *waves and rushes to blog link*

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  10. I have no idea what you mean by a 'first time flier', so I'll just skip to the next questions....xD
    My life? Blaaaaaaaah goes my life. I'm joining a drama/singing/extra curricula group in September, bookbinding (I'm in love), and listening to 'Inkdeath' by Cornelia Funke (I'm in love again).
    I laugh at all your stuff, Julia, it makes me so envious how funny your life is. *siiigh* I wish I could list all the silly stuff in my life, but I don't know how long the list would be. LOL!

    Brilliant, simply brilliant,
    Amelia xxx
    <3

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    1. ya know - like first time for someone flying in an airplane?? xD
      Oh wow you're busy! Sounds like fun too - and bookbinding? Tell me more!
      wwwwwwwhhhaaa no way gosh - I just write it down! You should try it. It's a lot of fun ;)

      *hugs you*

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  11. Honestly why can't my legs float. AND OMG YOUR SIS IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY. I have a smol little sis but she's not that funny. Okay, she's funnier than me. XD I think all little kids just say funny things??? Also WHOOP WHOOP 36K LET'S GO BRO. And first flyer? That's awesome! I've been on so many planes to Thailand (and other places) I can't count. XD Umm, don't look out the window while you're taking off if you are prone to dizziness (or ignore my advice and just look because PRETTY PRETTY). And also avoid going to the bathroom as much as possible. I hate airplane restrooms. XD

    May @ Forever and Everly

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    1. yeah ikr geesh. HAHA ISNT SHE i love that kid. lol!! Yes, little kids do say so many cute things. I love it <3 EEP THANK YOU whhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaatttt Thailand that is legit the coolest bro. ohh hmmm, I think I am? Like I can't read in the car so? ILL CHEW GUM I've heard that is good, right? ooooohh yeah geesh. I think I just won't do that hahahahaaaa

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  12. I LOVE YOUR WRAP-UP POSTS SO MUCH, OKAY. I'm so glad we're friends. XD

    *is still not over you beating me by 2 words* (But hey, I think I beat you by like 3 words the other night?? *cannot think right now* :P)

    Baby chicks!!! Omw, those little fluffballs are adorable. And I'm just sitting here grinning at the screen because your little sis is the cutest: "There is air under your blankie"
    "I did NOT know THAT. Wow" <-- *laughs because she's so cute*

    You linked to my poooost. YAY. *pins badge of honor onto myself*

    Also, your gif usage was goals. As usual. ;)

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    1. OKAY WOW LIKE THANK YOU MY DEAR FRIEND. uhm, yes I am so glad too - like really really glad XD

      *is still not over it either* *smirks* (uhhhh I think something like that? I JUST REMEMBER WE WERE CLOSE)

      Yeah, they were super adorable but now they're at the weird teenager stage and you're like EW hahahaaa
      I KNOW HOW IN THE WORLD IS SHE SO CUTE

      *nods* it was really good. It make me laugh so hard

      omw girl *bows and grins* thank you ;)

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  13. I love your wrap up posts! They're really fun to read! *doubles over in laughter*

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    1. *helps pick you up* *doubles over in laughter myself*

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  14. I finish my first year of grad school--a.k.a. am HALFWAY THROUGH MY MASTER'S DEGREE--this Wednesday. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

    So I feel you on the trying-to-make-it-to-graduation stuff!!! But you'll get there! Trust me--you got this. *motivational fist-bump*

    Tips for a first-time flyer . . . are you going alone? Because if you are, it really helps to sit down beforehand with somebody who's flown before, and just have them walk you through all the steps of "okay, first you go through security, then you find your gate, etc., etc., etc." Also, FYI: Airports are the most beautiful place in the entire world because literally EVERYTHING is labelled and signposted, and it's physically impossible to get lost. You can't do it. There's absolutely no way to get lost. Not even for a clueless watermelon like me. It's amazing. *grins*

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    1. WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE LEGIT AMAZING GIRL YOU GET THIS DONE

      yes yes you do get me! *grins and gives you motivational fist-bump back cuz you need it more*

      Those are all really great tips, thanks!! And eepp I'm really excited about the whole thing I'll let you know how it goes XD

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  15. your posts always make me laugh--I love your sisters!

    Ooh have so much fun on your graduation trip! Tips for a first time flyer... um... airplanes are ALWAYS cold. like, always. *scratches head* So dress for that. And pray you don't have a middle seat between two strangers. lol so awkward.

    Hailey
    www.haileyhudson.wordpress.com

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    1. aww thanks and hehe I do too ;)

      woooah really?? I did not even think of that! good thing you said it. THANK YOU and I shall fight for the window seat, even if I have to beg and sob and pay someone in all of my snacks XD

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  16. "I use that one for washing rocks!!" ROFL. XD

    And, your use of GIFs (especially the Dick Van Dyke Show) is perfecto.




    Annnd, yes, I remembered to check the "notify me" box...finally.

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    1. I KNOW GOSH IM SORRY LITTLE SIS XD

      awwwwwwwwww you

      (good job for once ;))

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    2. Proof that I got the notification - check! ;)

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  17. woah your life is full and productive and sounds pretty amazing :)) Loved this post :) EVERYTHING GAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    and wow you just reminded me that bikes have gears. woah i need to ride bike again XD

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    1. well yes my life is full and sometimes productive and usually amazing XD aww I LOVE YOU THANKS BRO

      hahahahaa!! I laughed way to hard at that. GO BIKE RIDE ITS SO FUN

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  18. i totally relate to the snack thing...haha oh well...and i am so jealous you have a bike....

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    1. dude I haven't had a bike in years I'm so happy haha sorry

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  19. Love this post. xD Also the cover for this post is adorable!!

    ♥Katie
    www.thekitkatstudio.blogspot.com

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    1. ohhh thank you, Katie!! I had fun doing it!

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