SEPTEMBER + I HAVE POISON IVY // I CRACK MYSELF UP - WHAT IS THIS GROWING UP THING AND uh 2017 is ending?

WOW THEY SAID THIS FOR REAL :

"Hey sister I found a moth and named it Motho and it's YOUR FAVORITE COLOR. But it died. Wanna see it?"
- me "uhh sure."
*little sister runs off and yells* "he's not buried deep!"
WHAT UHHHH she buried it wow

random kid at library "months have different amount of days, but weeks are usually the same."

"ask me a sad question"
-little sis "why do trees have to die?"

so my siblings are literally walking around smelling the empty vanilla bottle lol!!

*little sister singing ABCs* "LMNOPQRST *stops and makes a slurping noise* TEA MMMM."

"It's just so dumb in the movies when people spy on someone and the books are upside down. When I spy, I'm always sure my books are facing the right way." - Sarah

random kid : "what does peanut butter come from?"

"So this is a Humpty Dumpty joke. And it cracks me up. *breaks into laughter* SEE THE JOKE?!" - little sis

"I'm keeping my shirt backwards cuz the front is dirty but I love this shirt sooo" - little sib

"do you feel my heart beep?" - little sis

#JULIARYAN

*is putting rice in bowl* *is mentally thinking about how bad it would be if I spilled it everywhere* *spills it everywhere*

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY ME LOL AND MY LIFE

so Sarah and I are putting her new book shelf together right?
- me "Look! Finally something that makes the stickers ACTUALLY come off."
*proceeds to peel off sticker which tears and doesn't actually work*
- me "oh wow. I cursed it."

I slipped on a grape

me calling my dad in store *phone ringing and ringing and ringing* *hears hey!*
me - hey dad!
my dads voice - "hey leave me a message and I'll call you back as soon as you can."
me - "oh. it's the voicemail"

SO MANY COFFEE CREAMER TYPES

so we went to the Burger King drive thru (btw this is the first time in like a year or something) and they're like "name?" Which I gave. I pulled up to the first window to pay and the lady was like "$2.12?" And I paid. Then went to the second window and the girl looked at me and was like "Tim?...." so which I was like "uh no - Julia" she closed the windows and came back with the slushies and was like "I knew you weren't Tim but...I have to ask."
- me to Sarah "this one is going in my monthly post"

so smoke alarms can set off from paint fumes jsyk

me to sarah 24/7

THE LIBRARY HAS AN UPSTAIRS AND A BASEMENT I DIDNT KNOW THIS AND I HAVE A NAME TAG AH

smashed my finger in the door. #me

LIFE HAPPENINGS :

so my dad killed the wifi by drilling into the cord. (don't ask) This is my sister testing it. #loveher

me - " I lost a ponytail today"
sare - "me too."
*silence*

I MADE 6 BATCHES OF COOKIES BY HAND IN 5 HOURS WHICH IS = 180 COOKIES.

so Sarah pulled on a push door which we've opened like 162962873 times

cleaning my closet out and finding a journal entry from when I was 11 about how I'd love to work in the library LITTLE JULIA IT HAS HAPPENED

something is wrong with siri 

btw that jump rope is still up in that tree

so the AC broke on the 95 degree day...also the first day of fall what is this?

so sarah is driving???

i opened my own bank account and got one of those cards which holds money (the above gif applies perfectly) 

these are ghost peppers. And I picked them without knowing they were ghost peppers. I think I've survived

I kinda cracked up over the fact that I was returning a bunch of stuff at the library that I'd have to shelve lol

I GOT POISON IVY ON LIKE ONE OF MY LAST WEEKS AT WORK WHAT IN THE WORLD 

PIECES OF GOLD : 

HAHA TOO MUCH TRUTH IN THIS POST NATALIE
oh, cally, cally, cally. how even
jon's summer summed up + what he's learned
AUDREYYYYYYYYYY!!! this is a huge chunk of gold k
yes yes yes [for us dreamers from tracey]

WHAT HAPPENED IN SEPTEMBER :

• i
• am
• so 
• tired

there ya go lol i can't think anymore. but WHAT THE WHAT HOW IS THIS MONTH ALREADY DONE?! srsly tho this month has been a gem and shhhhhhh but I've got a secret happening XD XD I'll tell ya about it soon. 

EVER HAVE POISON IVY (if so helpful tips?)

2 HYSTERICAL THINGS FROM THIS MONTH?!!?