SEPTEMBER + I HAVE POISON IVY // I CRACK MYSELF UP - WHAT IS THIS GROWING UP THING AND uh 2017 is ending?

September 25, 2017

WOW THEY SAID THIS FOR REAL :

"Hey sister I found a moth and named it Motho and it's YOUR FAVORITE COLOR. But it died. Wanna see it?"
- me "uhh sure."
*little sister runs off and yells* "he's not buried deep!"
WHAT UHHHH she buried it wow

random kid at library "months have different amount of days, but weeks are usually the same."



"ask me a sad question"
-little sis "why do trees have to die?"

so my siblings are literally walking around smelling the empty vanilla bottle lol!!

*little sister singing ABCs* "LMNOPQRST *stops and makes a slurping noise* TEA MMMM."

"It's just so dumb in the movies when people spy on someone and the books are upside down. When I spy, I'm always sure my books are facing the right way." - Sarah

random kid : "what does peanut butter come from?"


"So this is a Humpty Dumpty joke. And it cracks me up. *breaks into laughter* SEE THE JOKE?!" - little sis

"I'm keeping my shirt backwards cuz the front is dirty but I love this shirt sooo" - little sib

"do you feel my heart beep?" - little sis

#JULIARYAN

*is putting rice in bowl* *is mentally thinking about how bad it would be if I spilled it everywhere* *spills it everywhere*

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY ME LOL AND MY LIFE




so Sarah and I are putting her new book shelf together right?
- me "Look! Finally something that makes the stickers ACTUALLY come off."
*proceeds to peel off sticker which tears and doesn't actually work*
- me "oh wow. I cursed it."

I slipped on a grape



me calling my dad in store *phone ringing and ringing and ringing* *hears hey!*
me - hey dad!
my dads voice - "hey leave me a message and I'll call you back as soon as you can."
me - "oh. it's the voicemail"

SO MANY COFFEE CREAMER TYPES


so we went to the Burger King drive thru (btw this is the first time in like a year or something) and they're like "name?" Which I gave. I pulled up to the first window to pay and the lady was like "$2.12?" And I paid. Then went to the second window and the girl looked at me and was like "Tim?...." so which I was like "uh no - Julia" she closed the windows and came back with the slushies and was like "I knew you weren't Tim but...I have to ask."
- me to Sarah "this one is going in my monthly post"



so smoke alarms can set off from paint fumes jsyk

me to sarah 24/7



THE LIBRARY HAS AN UPSTAIRS AND A BASEMENT I DIDNT KNOW THIS AND I HAVE A NAME TAG AH

smashed my finger in the door. #me



LIFE HAPPENINGS :

so my dad killed the wifi by drilling into the cord. (don't ask) This is my sister testing it. #loveher



me - " I lost a ponytail today"
sare - "me too."
*silence*

I MADE 6 BATCHES OF COOKIES BY HAND IN 5 HOURS WHICH IS = 180 COOKIES.




so Sarah pulled on a push door which we've opened like 162962873 times

cleaning my closet out and finding a journal entry from when I was 11 about how I'd love to work in the library LITTLE JULIA IT HAS HAPPENED

something is wrong with siri 


btw that jump rope is still up in that tree

so the AC broke on the 95 degree day...also the first day of fall what is this?

so sarah is driving???


i opened my own bank account and got one of those cards which holds money (the above gif applies perfectly) 

these are ghost peppers. And I picked them without knowing they were ghost peppers. I think I've survived



I kinda cracked up over the fact that I was returning a bunch of stuff at the library that I'd have to shelve lol

I GOT POISON IVY ON LIKE ONE OF MY LAST WEEKS AT WORK WHAT IN THE WORLD 

PIECES OF GOLD : 

HAHA TOO MUCH TRUTH IN THIS POST NATALIE
oh, cally, cally, cally. how even
jon's summer summed up + what he's learned
AUDREYYYYYYYYYY!!! this is a huge chunk of gold k
yes yes yes [for us dreamers from tracey]

WHAT HAPPENED IN SEPTEMBER :



  • i
  • am
  • so 
  • tired

there ya go lol i can't think anymore. but WHAT THE WHAT HOW IS THIS MONTH ALREADY DONE?! srsly tho this month has been a gem and shhhhhhh but I've got a secret happening XD XD I'll tell ya about it soon. 

EVER HAVE POISON IVY (if so helpful tips?)
2 HYSTERICAL THINGS FROM THIS MONTH?!!? 

28 comments:

  1. Blogger has eaten my comment. TWICE.

    >.<

    ANYWAYS. One of the highlights from my month was doing DIY for the first time!! And yes, I thought of you, Julia, haha. ;D My sister-in-law-to-be and I assembled 4 chairs and an extendable table from IKEA in 3 hours. It was so much fun! Such a good challenge... and I got to use a power drill for the first time. ;D I wanted to do some more by the end of it, haha. (We did some other DIY stuff too, but that was the highlight.)

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    1. *smacks blogger* BLOGGER BEHAVE K

      heehehee there ya go

      ANYWAYS. waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt. FIRST TIME!? but for reals. you thought of me k I'm crying. THAT IS SO COOL. (and didn't know IKEA was around you?? like they are here in the states....and *coughcough* I've never been? But I know what my personality type would do in there WHICH IS A GOOD THING I SUPPOSE (I'd be jumping on the beds jsyk) hehehheh) DRILLS ARE SUPER DUPER EMPOWERING THINGS YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD IN YOUR HANDS NOW XD XD

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  2. AHH YOUR POSTS ARE SO FUNNY, JULIA. ;D

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    1. AHHH YOU MADE ME SMILE SO MUCH THANK YOU GIRLIE

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  3. weeks are *usually* the same amount of days... I'm laughing so hard XD yay for working at the library! also the Narnia battle scene soundtrack came up on shuffle play JUST as I saw the Peter gif *praise hands*

    Hailey
    www.haileyhudson.wordpress.com

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    1. hailey my friend, I about fell over laughing but of course I couldn't cuz I was pushing a thing of books but SO FUNNY. and yesssssssss. conversations are interesting ;) girl girl girl I LOVE THE NARNIA SOUNDTRACK SOOO MUCH (also the gif + that is coolest)

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  4. *Laughs hysterically and falls on the floor*
    I just love your posts, Julia! They brighten me day ;D
    Honestly, not too much has happened this month... except one huge, MAJOR change in my life, which I'm not sure if I'm supposed to spill the beans or not, but I'll give you a hint.
    I just ordered a long, fancy dress, that matches three other ones exactly, also, I need to buy shoes that also match three other pairs, and a gift that involves two people being together forever.... *any questions?*

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    1. *tries to pick you up off the floor* *falls onto floor laughing with you*
      awwwwwwwwwwww!! your comments brighten MINE so I guess we are even <3
      and HEHEE
      I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!! I SAW ON INSTA!! EEEP EEEP EEP
      cannot. wait. to. see. the. dress.

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  5. Loved as always. <3333

    2 hysterical things from this month:

    *LaKaysha while driving down the road* "Is it raining!?"
    Me- "No it's just raindrops" *burst into laughter and laughs the entire 20 minute drive*

    when you can't sleep so you pick up your phone and find a Snapchat video from a cousin (boy cousin who doesn't really talk to you) and it's him jumping on his bed and he's singing "One little monkey jumping on the bed! One fell off and bumped his head!" It's so funny that you replay it and you don't care if he wakes up from his phone beeping "Daminika replayed you snap!" and it's midnight. *laughs*

    Also LaKaysha is making breakfast in the kitchen right now, singing and talking in an English accent and saying, "British ppl hum an English accent!!"
    "And they say Ow with an accent!!!" *Laughing right now* ;P

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    1. ditto <3

      k so basically you and I must be related cuz obv it isn't raining just RAINDROPS. no joke that's me

      also I'm laughing so hard - you cousin probably was incredibly embarrassed while you were entertained ;)

      LAKAYSHA HAHAHAAA *wraps that girl in a hug* omw so much awesomeness

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  6. Your siblings are SOOOOO ADORABLE!! And your month seemed like so much fun!!!!
    Oh no, you have poison ivy??? I am SO SORRY. I've had poison ivy before and I sympathize with you. IT. IS. NOT. FUN. I'll be praying it goes a way for you soon. And try taking oatmeal baths. THEY HELP A LOT with poison ivy. *hugs*

    - Maddy | littlebitofsunshineweb.blogspot.com

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    1. haha fun and INSANE. XD
      uhhhggg yes. Still can't believe it. I've got it on both wrists and my left hand :P WHICH IS PRETTY AWFUL CUZ I THINK I SLEEP WITH THAT HAND NEAR MY FACE AND ohman that would be so bad. awww thank you so much *sniffs* like..really. <3 OKAY WILL DO (even tho it sounds gross tbh)

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  7. Ummm, I can't think of two hysterical things from this month, but my five year old brother did ask me to play chess, and I was like "haha, surrre" (not thinking a five year old would even know the basic rules of chess) and while I was laughing HE CAPTURED MY QUEEN. No longer laughing.

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    1. wait. did you just say your 5yr bro BASICALLY TOOK THE HARDEST PIECE TO CAPTURE?! dude. you better brush up on those chess skills XD

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    2. Yeah, because I wasn't paying attention because I didn't know he knew how to plan ahead so when he saw that I was planning on capturing his castle, he moved his queen to be where he could capture me with her when I moved my queen to where his castle was.

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  8. LAUGHING SO HARD MY CHEEK HURT. Julia your posts are the best. <3 <3 <3 <3

    sophy of sophyslighthouse.blogspot.com

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    1. YOUR POOR CHEEK XD XD nah. you're the best

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  9. WOW THIS CRACKED ME UP!! This was like, awesome. As in AWESOMEAWESOME. You always make me smile. <3 <3 <3
    Yes, I've had poison ivy when I was super young, but I was bawling and mom was taking care of me so I don't know what she did. xD LOL

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    1. HAHA YOU CRACK ME UP GIRL and srsly?! wow gosh....I'm glad to make someone smile with my silliness ;)
      hahaha!! I haven't cried ;) ;)

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    2. Good for you!! When I was young I didn't know that strange tingly feeling (itching lol) and I got super freaked out I think. xD

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  10. Your little sister singing the ABC's- that's cute. ;D
    Oh, oh, you know what helps stickers come off? Citrus essential oils! Well, I think it at least helps take off the stuff that's left after you (attempt) to peel off the sticker. *winks*
    Poison ivy, YES, I'VE HAD THAT A LOT. I just had it pretty bad last month. We usually mix rubbing alcohol and vinegar together and put that on it. When I had it recently I used apple cider vinegar too, and coconut oil.
    2 Hysterical things? Ummmm...
    *my dad flying a remote-control helicopter*
    3-year-old brother: "Dad, cut off my hair. Cut off my hair."
    *laughs* He was thinking about the propellers, you know... that was pretty funny! ;D
    I was driving with my mom one evening, and the engine overheated. That was an adventure of sorts, but I wouldn't call it hysterical. ;P

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    1. I KNOW. I legit melted and was like kid why you so cute?
      REALLY?! WHERE HAS THIS LIFE HACK BEEN thaannnk you soooo much *scrambles to find you a gift* *finds stubby pencil and old sticky notes and cookies* *hides cookies* XD XD
      ewwww you to?? And hmmm have you ever heard of jewel weed? IT LEGIT GROWS NEXT TO POISON IVY AND HELPS IT STOP ITCHING. i mean God is fantastic
      lol!!! little siblings rock for sure <3
      oh no. uhm. yeah..I dealt with that today *coughcough* but I DIDNT HAVE MY MOM :|

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  11. YOUR POSTS ARE SO FUNNY!!! HOW DO YOU DO THIS? Aweosme post Julia!

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    1. LOL LOL LOL NABILA YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IDK LIKE....IDK XD

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  12. Ew, we don't have A/C at all and it's been miserable these past few days. COME ON, FALL.
    Dude. You crack me up. Also, I want to meet your siblings because they're fabulous.

    I can't think of something hysterical that happened this month. Oh.
    {1} I almost got my hand bit off by a camel (I thought we were friends!)
    and {2} um. Apparently my life isn't that interesting. :P

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    1. ew. but tbh, I really like the heat?? XD and WHAT NOW ITS 70 AND IM SERIOUSLY COLD. my body is in shock
      Dude. thaannnks. and SRSLY YUP THEY ARE.

      uhm. did you say a camel.
      like a camel camel?!
      GIRL I'd say that's interesting. for sure.

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  13. I haven't commented in foreeeeevvvvvverrrrrrr.

    I give up on the thought of catching up. I do remember I was going to tell you HAPPY BIRTHDAY, oh beautiful Julia Ryan who shares a birthday with my parents, which I still find really cool, haha :), and CONGRATULATIONS on getting your dream job (since yoou were eleven, awwwwwww!!!!) and I hope that is working out marvelously for you, and does a bible studies/reading plans I want to do someday count as a bible tbr list? Because I've totally had one going for years now :D. Other than than... yeah, my life has not been centered on blogging lately :P.
    In this specific post...
    1. THE MOOOOOOTTTTHHHHH, ewwwww!!!!
    2. My 5 year old brother thought the grape picture was super gross.
    3. Your dad's voice in the voicemail rather than real time... love it! Ha!
    4. "Are you with me?" Literally me to my sibs all the time. They never answer, though, so I'm usually left whispering "To the death" to myself. #sad
    Haha! I'm still enjoying your blog, Julia, greatly. I've just become a lurker, haha :).

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  14. Your siblings are so adorable :)
    AND YOUR GIFS! you always seem to find the perfect gifs!!!

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