FEBRUARY 2018 WRAP UP

FEBRUARY 2018

when your family has like an hour dance party on a Sunday afternoon just cuz

I put the pb away in the fridge lol

THIS IS WHY I HAVE A SOLID FEAR and never ever ever ever walk on them lol 

so my little sis asked me to get signing time dvd bc "I HAVE to learn sign language just in case I can't talk when I get old. I have to prepare."
me: "k"

me : "you tired dad?"
dad :"beyond"
Sarah : 

- little sis "you can save candy for a really long time..."

you know when you drop something and you try to catch it? I just watch things fall

Little sis "I'm full as a blueberry"

^^ LOL SARE 

*little sis is looking at book* *points to page number* "look I have that much money!"
- me "you have 25?!!"
- her "yup."
- me "how did you get 25 dollars??"
- her "oh. It's not dollars."

this month i baked : a cheesecake IT WAS SO GOOD, focaccia bread MY LOOOVVVEEE, lemon cheesecake bars FEED MEEEEE NOOWWW, beef stew OH HAPPINESS, fancy brownies MMMMM, baked ziti SO MUCH YUM
ME :

OK so I lost my fit bit in goodwill 😭 OR SO I THOUGHT. Went out to the parking lot, and there it was, right next to Wilson..not even scratched

oh yeah...and I lost my phone charger. Someone please help me.
UPDATE : Found it a week later lol

#ENDITMOVEMENT

we got dumped with a foot of snow. it all melted. its been raining. we've got flooding. and now its warm?? SO WEIRD

legit walked past my youngest sister and she looked at me and then did the "I love you" ASL sign with her hand. LOVE THAT KID.

- me "how old am I?"
- little sis "99?..40?.."
- me "sis."
- little sis "alright fine idk..."

VALENTINES DAY HAPPENED 

my mom got a new anti theft wallet and gave her old one to my younger sister to play with
- little sis "I'm NEVER going to bring this to the store cuz I don't want it to get scanned."
she has two dollars in it

I legit trailed this car 18 out of my 20 minute drive home I'm 10/10 sure they thought I was a creep LOL

being like I WANT PIZZA and then making some

guys. We are only half way thru winter HEELLLPPPPPP

??????

- little sis watching princess bride "HE HAS A LITTLE PONYTAIL!"

DID YOU KNOW THAT NEW ZEELAND DOESNT HAVE ANY SNAKES imma moving

MY CO-WORKERS BROUGHT ME A SHAKE AT WORK *sobs*

I lost all my family's library cards...................................................
UPDATE : found them

when you realize you're the first person to read the Daring to Hope by Katie Davis Majors copy from your library EEP

also I spotted a bald eagle !!!!!!!! 

me vs life

me * quietly sitting in couch*
me *sees hair on sleeve* *pulls at it*
also me "ow!"
apparently it was still attached LOL

Sarah made me choke on ice cream ITS BAD CUZ IT FREEZES THE THROAT

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I AM. SO. EXCITED. TO. ANNOUNCE. THAT. ITS. ALMOST. MARCH. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! 

spring is coming my friends. spring is on its way. *tackle hugs warmth* 

also yes lol this is a little early but *coughcough* eh XD

what made you crack up from above???

top 2 hysterically unplanned moments in Feb for you?