A U G U S T - 2 0 1 7 // MY 18TH BD - YOU GUYS SURPRISED ME OMW + 804 WATER BALLOONS AND LOTS OF LOLS

B A S I C A L L Y  S T U F F S  D I D / D O N E :

I was driving home and legit a giant buck jumped like really close to the front of the car *nervous laugh*

so I kept jabbing the credit card into the chip area thing but apparently there was no chip area?? And then I signed my name....and proceeded to erase it. I'm tired k

I think I subconsciously turned off my alarm bc IT WAS SET and I woke up late to find it wasn't?????

i wore a hat all day just to see what it is like

had a sleepover and did this charcoals seaweed face mask..Uhm. Yeah. That was fun

basically chickened out at a free yoga in the park at my library. Legit chickened out

so the pool turned green on me again

brought cherry tomatoes to the library cuz PLZ TAKE THEM

am facetiming with my bestie like every single day before she leaves for college

I beat my grandpa at chess WHAAAOOO

I made a funnel with a styrofoam cup so that I could pour half a liter of soda into another liter of soda. WHY EVEN TRY TO COMPREHEND ME

this is me.

so much road trip driving!! Man - 4 hours of sitting and driving = being sore lol

actually let Audrey, Jane, Clara, Jon, Savannah and Sarah alpha read my book gahhhh ALSO YES I GOT IT PRINTED AND IT CAME AND ITS SO PRETTY

i broke my home button on my phone and somehow locked myself out of my laptop all in two days. Electronics hate me.

K I D D I S H  G O O F S :

"Ouch that lotion stings." - sis
"That's not lotion. That's hand sanitizer." - me

"How old is great Grandma?" - little sis
"91" - me
*jaw drop* "she's old!" - little sis
"Yup. And in 9 years she'll get a letter from the queen!" - sister

*little bro at park* "this place isn't as fun as i imagined."

*me in kitchen before going to work*
*little sis enters* "those socks are beautiful."
(They were vibrant green and yellow with purple peace signs on them??)

"You're a good person to lean on Julia." - bro

Sarah to little sis "you've got something sticky in your hair!"
-little sis "oh. It might be sap. Sometimes when I swing on the swing it drops on my nose even!"

bro packing for week vacation - "I have two backpacks. One for clothes and one for necessities."
Sarah - "clothes aren't necessities?"
bro - "uhhh.."

little bro before leaving for vacation "BYE DOOR."

"Can you please get Cinderella movie?!" - little sis
"Oh fine. I guess I can stand that for a little bit." - little bro in background

Sarah playing Life "aw man. I wanna be a secret agent but being a video game designer pays more."

- little sis "what kind of boat are we going on tomorrow?"
- me "a ferry."
- little sis "a fairy?!?!!"
- me *bursts into laughter*


O H  T H E  L A U G H A B L E S :

*littles playing in the other room*
-little bro "are you satisfied with those places?  Because, no more trading."

okay so I burnt 6 pieces of toast in one morning don't ask

ah my friends

filling up 804 water balloons in a kitchen sink at our library MY POOR ARMS

then being dumped with a bucket of water at the summer reading party and having the best time ever

so I was facetiming with my bestie and I told her when my phone died I would disappear right? It died when I was choking on a muffin.  Don't ask. please.

finding a foosball ball in my pillow??

SO MANY FUNNY NOTES ON MY GOOGLE DOCS MANUSCRIPT OMW

also this lol

cleaning/cutting 2,000 bulbs of garlic. Wait. Maybe that isn't funny

Sarah told me that this fan is for me

- *watching movie* *kid calls for mom in background on said tv show*
- my mom "is that one of your siblings??....."
- me and Sarah *breaks into laughter*

 #sisterinsidejokes

E N D  T H O U G H T S  F O R  A U G U S T :

• this post is very long
• andy griffith show is fantastic until season 5. then something happens and its not the same
• IM 18. WHAT. guys you all surprised me so much with that blogpost with the messages THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm honored to be your friend. I mean that..I honestly do. <3
• i'm perhaps addicted to ice cream? maybe? hahhaaa
• also i put ketchup on my ketchup 
• i'm 18. WHAATTT. *its still sinking in* 
• I bought a record player omw IM SO EXCITED FOR IT TO COME IN THE MAIIILLLL 

thank you again for all the birthday messages. I'm trying to reply to them all --- you guys rock. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT. but jsyk, I slept past my alarm on my birthday (legit the time we were supposed to be walking out the door) but I sat there and read all your messages. I laughed so hard and almost cried and cracked up and grinned and was like "how. how do I deserve these people?" I DON'T. that's all....I can't explain my emotions. 
thank you <3

HOW WAS YOUR AUGUST???

2 GIGANTIC THINGS THAT HAPPENED THIS MONTH - tell me!!