TA-TA MARCH *parties*

March 28, 2018


MARCH

My mom "we are cleaning out the fridge today. Eat whatever"
Me "I'm good at eating"

little sis "ouch I just hurt my youngest finger!"

why is this mayo so aesthetic



Me "I need more sleep"
me @ 3 AM "JULIA SLEEP"

- little sis "can you put a bandaid on my foot?"
- Me "I just did"
- sis "it came off. This time I'm going to try putting a sock on"

me "I should listen to new music"
also me "nm"

stood by the stove top for like 3 minutes waiting for my egg to cook...then realized the burner wasn't on lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollllllll

Me when we don't have ice cream 


Me "it's so bright for 5:20"
My mom "what did you say about pizza"
Me "it's. bright. for. 5:20."
my mom "ohhh"

drove past a yard on fire yiiikkkkes

my dad brought donuts home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Me "when can I eat them"
Dad "after lunch"
Me "I THOUGHT I GREW OUT OF THAT STAGE"

trust me when I say you don't want to open your mouth while washing your face. Inhaling bubbles isn't good.

for all of us Bob Ross fans


so I recently started babysitting twice a week
little boy @lunch "I love you"
me *melts*

IM PLAYING CHESS WITH MY 6YR SIS AND SHES LIKE "you could do the castle move you know" MY DAD TO THIS DAY NEVER TAUGHT ME THAT BC HE DIDNT WANT TO EXPLAIN IT IN DETAIL HOOOOWWWWWW

my toothpaste stained my sweatshirt???

Sarah : idek the last time I had a vanilla pudding...like does it even taste good?

me "imma gonna type without looking at the keyboard or screen"
*finishes sentence* *looks it over*
"I only misspelled 'mistake'..."

FOUND MY DREAM BOOK MARK XD XD


"hi girlie girl" - little sis to me LOL

"I'm done napping now. I'm 11% energized" - little kid

so I always cut my hand on cans when baking lol and then my little sis went and got me a bandaid

- kid at library "ma'am where should I put this book?"
- me mentally "NOOOO I look like a ma'am...."



*little bro points to pic* "that's mo lessa right?"
Me "Mona Lisa"
Bro "hahahahaaa right"

me to gas pump : PLZ DONT GO OVER $30
gas pump : $29.90
me : k

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this. month. FLEWWWWWWWWWWWW. I honestly tried so hard to avoid being sick and ha..lost. READ SO MANY BOOKS THIS MONTH. worked a ton. started to plot for nano (have so much more I need to do) but EEP IT BE SUNNY OUT SO ITS ALL GOOD 
thursday is supposed to be 60 - bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

are you ready for spring or what?? xD
silly moment from your month pllleaase

34 comments:

  1. Spring is here for me. We even had our first of many yearly spring severe thunderstorms last night. Yay. *sarcasm*

    Your month sounded like it was awesome! The gas pump story really made me laugh. XD XD

    Let's see, a funny story...

    Oh,so my brother learned I quoted him for my February wrap up post on my blog. As I was talking to him and the conversation went like this...

    Me: You know what would be cool?
    Him: If I could turn into a unicorn.
    Me: O_O
    Him: That's a quotable for your blog.
    Me: -_-

    XD XD I don't even know what I had originally been trying to tell him. XD

    Have an awesome April!!

    ~Ivie| Ivie Writes

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    1. Oh how exciting!! you don't like thunderstorms??? I do XD no hail tho yikesssss

      hahaa!! that one made me crack up bc I was like "thanks for trying.."

      OH
      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
      my family does that too randomly, but more than often I'm like OH THATS GOING IN MY POST and they are like "NNOOOOOOONNNOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOnOOO" XD XD XD I sadly don't put a lot of really awesome things in bc of that ;)

      YOU TOO FRIEND

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    2. Thunderstorms are okay, but we often get severe weather in the spring. We actually had hail today, unfortunately. Thankfully, it's all over and the sun came out.

      Haha, yeah my family does a lot of crazy stuff, too, but I don't put much of it online, though I think we could have our own comedy show. XD XD

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    3. ohhhhh man, yeah, I get not liking that. I remember one year that was really bad here. Lots of tornado warnings and basement hours :P

      lol!!! SAME. Family is awesome <3

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  2. OMW I LOVE THIS. *cracks up* Your life is always way more interesting than mine. xD

    *gags because mayo* (But yes, I will admit that packaging is pretty aesthetic)

    11% energized, haha. I FEEL YOU, KID. I'm constantly operating on low battery. :P

    BASICALLY THIS IS ALL HILARIOUS AND YOU HAVE THE CUTEST SIBLINGS EVER. I'm trying to remember something funny that happened to me this month (y'know, besides me being my awkward self . . . ) but all I can think about is how much I want ice cream because I'M OFF SUGAR RIGHT NOW. I miss all the fooood. *cries*

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    1. nahhhhhhhhhhhh - that's not possible. GIRL YOU GOT A SCHOLARSHIP + ARE GOING TO EUROPE !!! never forget that ;)

      lol!!! ikr. I actually have a low battery shirt. love that thing XD

      AWWWWWWWWWWWWW THANKS PAL <3 uhm yeah dude that is super distracting! I actually really want sherbet rn *sigh* but I'm trrrrrrrrrying to eat better.............also ate 3 cookies today. BUT THEY WERE SMALLLLLLL XD

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  3. Girl, I totally relate with needing more sleep and suddenly it’s 3 in the morning. *shakes head* Look at us, both being responsible adults here. XD

    *shredder being a particular pill one shift* *kitchen manager is messing with it probably for the fifth time so I can shred the last thing* *a couple minutes pass* *nothing is working* *I reach over and whap the machine* *gets a few chuckles and somewhat confused looks* *shredder starts working again a few moments later*

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    1. It's terrible isn't it??! BUT LOL YES adults XD I just cleaned Wilson out so feeling quite good right now ;)

      YOU
      WHAPPED
      THE
      MACHINE
      AHHHH ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HEARD THAT AHHH SO MUCH GOOD
      also it worked hahahaa!!! proves a good whap is all that's needed ;)

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  4. Every Wednesday I get so excited because I know there will be a new post on your blog!! Your blog is definitely one of my favorites <3

    LOVED THIS POST, JULIA!!! The gas pump story was way too funny XD

    I have a lot planned for April! Tomorrow my family and I leave for a two week trip to visit my sister and her family (I haven't seen them in almost nine months). We're getting ready to add a new addition to our family, my first nephew, Levi Michael. He's supposed to be born on April 3. I am BEYOND excited!

    maddy || little bit of sunshine

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    1. *covers face* thanks Maddy! I'm really glad you enjoy my posts <3

      XD XD XD I appreciated that gas pump trying its hardest to listen to me xD

      oooh you do!! That sounds ammmaaaazzzing! You must be so excited to be an auntie again! Babies are precious. Enjoy your trip girl and enjoy your time with your family <3

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  5. Spring is here where I live *wink* so YES! Yay! *confetti*
    I need to learn to sleep more, also, but I always get so carried away with a book or TV show, and when I look at the clock, it's midnight. *oops*
    Thankfully I don't stay up till 3. ;P

    Daminika: "I have a hole in the back of my throat."
    I swallow my food for a witty response, but Chancy beats me to it:
    "You have a hole in your head."

    The other day I woke up early, ate a healthy breakfast, drank a healthy, slimming, energizing drink, worked out until sweat was pouring, and was feeling, "I am doing so good today!"
    Lunchtime.
    My mom: "This pizza needs to be eaten."
    "I'll be healthy tomorrow."

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    1. LUCCKKKY. it's here too but every time I look at that forecast there is still a white flurry possibility and I'm like GO. AWAY. PLEASE. XD
      ohhhh man saammmmmeeeeeeee (3 isn't that late once you do it hhahahaaaAa)

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      family is the best ;) ;)

      that is so meee!! but girl pizza is gooooooood. also, like you just kinda evened it out so the pizza didn't do any damage ;) ;)

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  6. I loved this so much! But, what else is new? *laughs*
    I am so glad I read this after reading Felicity's blog. Because her blog had me in tears, and yours had me laughing. Thanks, girly XP

    I wanna babysit twice a week! That's like my dream job! ('cause, as much as I love cleaning once a week, it's not enough - and I won't be doing that anymore after April *tries not to panic because I'm in debt*)

    BASICALLY MY BROTHER WAS HILARIOUS THIS MONTH.
    So, his pickup has been "broken" (something made so it ate up gas up like crazy and he couldn't drive it). One Friday night we randomly went to my aunt and uncle's, he finally decided to drive it, hoping my cousin would look at it while we were there. We all climbed in (and I mean CLIMBED because we're tiny and it's huge), and he pulls out of the driveway and takes off, "Oh man I missed you!!!" and then my cousin ended up fixing it that night. and the whole way home he was trying hard not to speed because "guys it runs to smoooooooottthh!!! It's beautiful!" *laughs*

    Me- "You guys are so lucky I didn't just choke and die. I hiccuped in the middle of swallowing."
    bro- "oh man! So close!"

    bro- *sends me a gif of buzz lightyear saying "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere* "What I say when I see you"
    *laughs* love that kid XDXDXD

    and I don't think I'd count this as a "silly" moment, but I let my phone fall in a bucket of water while was cleaning. And I was without a phone for two days! I was lost, let me tell you, LOST without my music *laughs*
    thankfully we turned it off and got it in a bowl of rice fast enough to save it. *wipes sweat*

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    1. oh stop it silly girl ;)
      AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW I KNOWWWW. I read them both and was like *sniff sniff* No prob <3

      GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      I LAUGHED
      SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      HARD
      bc I legit would do something like that if I couldn't drive Wilson around for a period of time. FOR REAL. Yesterday I cleaned him out and was like "dawww my boy is all clean" XD XD XD so weird, I know

      I ALMOST DIED LAST NIGHT ON A CHIP (but oh wow your bro's response LOLOLOLOLOL)

      SARAH AND I DO THAT KIND OF STUFF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME. not even kidding it's hysterical

      girl. I am sooooooo glad your phone is okay YIIKKEESSSS (and bro I'd be a goner without music woahhh)

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  7. Me: *reads your bro's comment about Mona Lisa*
    Me: *legit laughs out loud*

    YOUR WRAP UP POSTS ARE ALWAYS FAB. <33 ugh nano...Idk I don't think I can do it this time. *cries inside* But honestly I've been so busy that it might do nothing but stress me out. XD XD BUT WE STILL HAVE A FEW DAYS SO HEY I MAY CHANGE MY MIND. lol

    Funny moment? Uhm... here are two gems:
    Me: *screams*
    Mom: What?
    Me: I just remembered we have cookies.
    Ashley: Micaiah!

    AND

    Ashley: That’s why I don't like eating rice crispies… You don't eat them, you breathe them. (Bc they get soggy so fast LOL)

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    1. awwwwww i know! (he is probably gonna be so mad at me when he gets older whoooppsss)
      o.o

      AWW NO YOU ARE ALWAYS FAB!!! *cries with you* cuz I'm doing nano and legit wanna change my mind. I have hardly any plot and have to work like ALLLLLLL THEEEEE TIIIMMMMEEEEEE. I guess I'm just gonna try??

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      #ME
      #withicecreamtho

      ohhhhhhhhhhhhh sooooooo trruuuueee. tho i looove rice krispie treats

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  8. I've been staying up until 3 more times than I'd care to admit this month. Also, this is me-
    "I'm done napping now. I'm 11% energized" - little kid
    SAME.

    Funny part of my life?
    Me: "well we could get lunch at the deli"
    Mom (who hates sandwiches): "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???? IT'S LITERALLY A LOAF OF BREAD" *gestures wildly* "AND LIKE, HAM AND CHEESE WHO EATS THAT????"

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    1. hahaaaa so same. Lots of reading and stuffffsss ;)
      I CRACKED UP SO HARD. He was dead serious and I was like "LOL K"

      HOW CAN YOUR MOM HATE SANDWICHES THEY ARE LIKE MY FOOD LOVE XD XD that and ice cream ;)

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  9. LOVED THIS. <33 I was sick for a whole week this month too girl, it was awful. xDD But I'm mostly better now so we can both be thankful for that!

    xxx

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    1. AW THANKS! you were!?!??! That's awful, I'm sorry! yesssssssssss so much to be thankful for

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  10. Haha this was a great post! Love it! 😂

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  11. How are your posts always so good??? Like??

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    1. .......how are you always so kind???? like????

      xxxx

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  12. Me as I put on socks: I shall call you "Fuzzy" and you shall be MY fuzzies.
    *11-year-old brother walks by* *gives me weird look*
    Brother: Uhhhm...were you just talking to your SOCKS??
    Me: ....
    Me: ....Yup.
    Brother: *walks away shaking his head*

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    1. LOL!!!!!!!!!
      girl you reminded me of in Despicable Me where she's like ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

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  13. You did it again, girl. I love these posts, hahaha!

    Andddd, I tagged you over at my blogggggg :D!!!!

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    1. gahhhhh thanks Bri <3333

      ALSO THANKS! xD

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  14. This post made me laugh out loud - actually laugh out loud, not just that weird snort people usually make before typing 'lol'. March sounds like an awesome month for me. Also, love the bookmark.

    x Envy
    Lost in Translation

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    1. *grins* I can't stop grinning XD I'm really really glad you enjoyed it + glad you had a good month as well. I'll send you a copy of the bookmark i you want ;)

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  15. LOL. Your wrap-up post always crack me up so much. XD WAIT. Bob Ross had a son???? I'm so weirded out right now. Here's to a great April! <3

    ~ Ella Marie

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    1. XD XD I'm cracking up bc I love these posts too <3 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EITHER BUT LOL STEVE AND BOB xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  16. LOL I love your blogging style! <3

    Oh, I've been called ma'am at the library too. Why the library? :P

    Snapper | silverphoenixwriter.blogspot.com

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    1. oh thank you!! also HELLO

      lol!! Not sure? I work at my library so it's probably the respect thing? WHICH IS SWEET BUT I FEEL OLLLLLDDD LOL

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*reluctantly hands cone over*